her vagine was all disorganized.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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