Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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