I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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