just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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