I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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