there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Randomize
