On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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