Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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