Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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