Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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