I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I need water and some morals
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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