you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize
