Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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