Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
honey bunches of taint.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
pray to the hookup gods
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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