I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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