Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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