Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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