is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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