She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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