well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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