I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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