It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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