My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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