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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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