im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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