Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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