my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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