you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Sober January is a disaster.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I queefed so loud it echoed.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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