soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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