I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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