does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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