i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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