By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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