He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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