Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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