So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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