hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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