New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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