If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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