Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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