Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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