yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
