perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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