That's intense
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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