You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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