I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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