remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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