Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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