i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
