Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
