I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Randomize
