oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I need a hoe opinion
go on
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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