It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It's shark week go big or go home
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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