I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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